YO MAMA Jokes

Post yo mama jokes here.

1.Yo mama so fat were in her right now

2.Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

3.Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

4.Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!

5.Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

I mostly got these from ahajokes.com see how many u can come up with.

Yo mama so fat her blood type is rague.

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

good ones

Yo Mama so stupid she brings a spoon to the super bowl

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"

Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.

Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.

Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!

Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.

1.Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!

2.Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater

Yo mama so ugly she makes an onion cry.

1.Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!

Here are some not-so PG jokes



Yo mama's so nasty she got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job.

Yo mama's so slutty, when she was in Texas and the people said Ho-Down she ducked.

Yo mama's so fat, she fell out of a tree and went straight to Hell.

Yo mama's so slutty, she had to go on a talkshow to find out who your daddy was.

Yo mama's like a brick; dirty, flat on both sides and always getting laid by Mexicans.

Yo mama's so nasty, when I asked her what's for dinner, she spread her legs and said crabs.

I could've been yo daddy but the monkey beat me up the stairs.

Yo mama's so slutty, she carries a mattress on her back and says she's going to work.

Yo mama's so poor, the only time she sees money is when she goes to the bank and watch other people cash checks.

Yo mama so ugly when she looks in a mirror, her reflection runs away screaming in fear.

Yo mama is like a railroad track.

She gets laid out all over the country.