Kill the Person Above You

Describe a silly way of killing the person who posted before you.

I brush your Teeth with a Pencil Sharpener Blade, then I Pee in your mouth until you swell up and explode in one big urine waterfall.

I insert large vacuum into your rectum and suck out your intestines

I run you over with my Little Sisters Pink skateboard then I choke you with a Computer Speaker and finally Stab your eyes out with Icycles.

I would dance on your head with golf shoes. Then I would stick you bluddy head in a boul of lemon juice and drown you.

Well then I will have to Run you over with a Combine harvester and Burn all your Remains in a very Strong Acid.

I feed you a bowl of a mix of expired eggs, expired croutons and bread crumbs, with several tubs of wasabi mixed in.

Well then I think I shall shove Sunglasses down your Throat before Throwing you at a Very Big Spike at a speed of 800MPH. Then I'd Probably paint on your Dead face.

I would strap you to a chair and start cutting limbs off uitil I got to your head.

I will put a battery in your bathroom and shock you to dead by electricity

I will start by tieing you to a chair. I will then cut your eyelids off, and place a tv in front of you. From that tv I will run a my chemical romance dvd of all their film clips, live performances and extra footage. After 24 hours I will slowly peel potatoes over your lap, and then cook the potatoes using a mixture of fire and pig lard. After that, I will slowly decorate your hair with flowers before placing a beehive on your left and right shoulders.

I will tie you near the tv.next playing R.A thus you die from over evcitment

I will get a Violin and then smash it over your head. After that I will bite off all of your fingers one by one and feed them to a Hampster. The Hampster will get a taste for Human flash and I will make you swallow it so it eats you from the inside out. BEWARE OF VIOLINS AND HAMPSTERS THAT SAY " "

I take barbwires and wrap around you head and pull on it hard as it rips through your skull.

I would fart in your face. Trust me, my farts are deadly.

Oh really I Piss on your face my piss is acid and burn right through your eye balls and skin.

Now thats sadistic

I would tie a rope onto the back of my truck and Saigen would be on the other end of the rope. I would drive into a busy street or a freeway until another car hits or runs over Saigen. How you like them fucking apples?

i shall burn u into ashes.fast and nice

Son Gohan wrote:

i shall burn u into ashes.fast and nice

Make sure to throw gas on him.

thank

I creep upon my victim, my chosen wepon in hand. Son Gohan has no idea, he is too busy making a post. Suddenly he hears a footstep on the dried leaves below. But before he can react he feels the arms grasping him from behind. Choking his flow of air. His breathing shudders as he struggles. I pin him to the ground effortlessly. His offense to me was greater than that of anyone's that I had ever known. How dare he post before ME! I plucked my dagger from my belt and cut into his chest. Carving out his heart. He sputters as I force the still beating organ into his mouth, open in a silent scream. As I walk away cleaning the blood from my blade I wonder, what killed him the loss of his heart or lack of air?