Subject: Funny Song Lyrics Wed Jul 15, 2009 9:24 pm
Any funny lyrics? Dosn't matter if it's funny on purpose or if it was just an accident by the writer, post them all.
Warning: Some may be affensive
"Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my monkey!"- The Beatles.
" Ramming, fucking, sucking, licking, Barney, Big Bird, Beanie Babies, Pound Puppies making my cock swell, Erotic cloth for flesh There’s cotton stuck to my penis oh Bird Bird, you’re the best!!!"- Maggot Twat
I see your girlfriend watching your band play Go ask your mom if she fucks on the stage Cause this little piggy just wants to get laid! Sleepwalking wandering down the back stairs Humping at nothing and screwing the air! I don't even care if I fuck a brick wall Just as long as I can empty my balls! I NEED TO FUCK! Open you're mouth and I'll whip up some goo If there's no lube then I'll use some dog poo If you say no then my dog he will frown Cause his ass will learn the meaning of dog pound Sleepwalking wandering down the back stairs Humping at nothing and screwing the air! I don't even care if I fuck a brick wall Just as long as I can empty my balls! Now everybody fuck like how I fuck So what if it's fucking sick I was born with a boner So what if I talk some shit Your mouth sucks my dick So what if you think it's wrong A twat drips for a reason It's behind every gay love song to ram it in CRAM IT IN!"- Maggot Twat again
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Subject: Re: Funny Song Lyrics Fri Jul 17, 2009 1:59 am
"I'm sexecuting you..."-Gwar "get crazy with the cheese whiz"- beck
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