Misc. Funny Quotes

List funny quotes here, create a new topic if you have a collection from the same author!:

One time when you were sleeping, I put myself in your mouth and had my friend take a picture. - Mr. Hanky to Kyle (South Park)

Red: What big ears you have.
The Wolf: The better to hear your complaints with.
-Hoodwinked, an comedic animated re-telling of "Little Red Riding Hood"

He asked us if we were virgins, I said no because I can't give birth to a Jesus. - Baby Cakes (A funny flash series by Brad Neely)